Stupid Quotes

4236 Stupid quotes by 2389 unique authors

Every minute was more exciting than the next. — Linda Evans
We all know the leopard can't change his stripes. — Al Gore
I'm a blowfish. I'm not a shark, I'm a blowfish. — Kanye West
People who have really been raped REMEMBER!!! — Cee Lo Green
I mean, time for me, I can make it go slow or fast, however I please. That's how I know it doesn't exist. — Willow Smith
I actually believe he is the new Cilla Black. — Daniel Baldwin
The most loving thing to do is to share your bed with someone. — Michael Jackson
It's not that I dislike many people. It's just that I don't like many people. — Bryant Gumbel
I look at modeling as something I'm doing for black people in general. — Naomi Campbell
When I'm really hot, I can walk into a room and if a man doesn't look at me, he's probably gay. — Kathleen Turner
He speaks English, Spanish, and he's bilingual too. — Don King
I cried over beauty, I cried over pain, and the other time I cried because I felt nothing. I can't help it. I'm just a… — Keanu Reeves
When I look back I can't believe I was so stupid as to direct Dealer's Choice. — Patrick Marber
The industry's not stupid. The industry knows that if those foods are labeled "genetically engineered," the public will shy away and won't take them. — Jeremy Rifkin
It sounds really stupid, I hate making cosmic comments like this but, I just let it do what it wants to do. — Danny Elfman
We foolishly did not realize Saddam was stupid. — April Glaspie
If I'm in love I want to get married. That's how stupid I am. — Kathie Lee Gifford
People aren't as stupid as the politicians think. More and more of us are laughing off our 'civic duty' to vote, rejecting the role of… — Bob Black
Watching Italian opera, all those male sopranos screeching, stupid fat couples rolling their eyes about. That's not love, it's just rubbish. — Peter Shaffer
One has to be foolish or irredeemably stupid to believe that anything good can come to Europe from the land of presumed opportunity. — Julius Streicher
It's about the power of design and the power of the human spirit. It's above paying anybody to do something stupid for money like reality… — Genevieve Gorder
I'm a lager drinker. I'm quite a stupid lager drinker. I do like my lager and mashed potatoes. — Rhona Mitra
Kurt had this dumb suicidal ideation - that's what I called it. I thought if we could live through this, we could live through anything. — Courtney Love
So many shows out there dumb-down the country. It's so admirable to be part of a show that wants people to think. — David Krumholtz
God hears no more than the heart speaks; and if the heart be dumb, God will certainly be deaf. — Thomas Brooks

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