Stupid Quotes

4236 Stupid quotes by 2389 unique authors

The fools ran after me and I ran after the whores, foolish though I realized such a proceeding to be. — C S Forester
I'm gonna be blunt and plain, if one ever looks at me like that I'm gonna kill him and tell God he died. — Jimmy Swaggart
About the use of language: it is impossible to sharpen a pencil with a blunt axe. It is equally vain to try to do it… — Edsger Dijkstra
If a person is stupid, we excuse him by saying that he cannot help it; but if we attempted to excuse in precisely the same… — Arthur Schopenhauer
A tragedy is a tragedy, and at the bottom, all tragedies are stupid. Give me a choice and I'll take A Midsummer Night's Dream over… — Stephen King
Conservatives may believe that impoverished borrowers destroyed Wall Street. But we liberals will not fool ourselves that stupid bankers sank conservatism for good. — Thomas Frank
Shut up! Go back to bed, America. Your government is in control. Here's Love Connection. Watch this and get fat and stupid. — Bill Hicks
The second best thing about space travel is that the distances involved make war very difficult, usually impractical, and almost always unnecessary. This is probably… — Robert A. Heinlein
I didn't get to be this smart by not being stupid — Allison Mackie
If you ask a stupid question, you may feel stupid; if you don't ask a stupid question, you remain stupid. — Tony Rothman
It's sort of what jazz would be if it stopped being snobby and what rock would be if it stopped being stupid. — Andy Partridge
If I have a stupid day, everything looks wrong to me. — Anna Freud
Timothy McVeigh was a coward. Violence is the stupid way out. It'll discredit any real legitmate movement. — Glenn Beck
I knew her work very well and I knew that if she offered me a role in her movie, it wouldn't be something stupid. So… — Beatrice Dalle
When all actions are mathematically calculated, they also take on a stupid quality. — Theodor Adorno
Any time the Western way of war can be unleashed on an enemy stupid enough to enter its arena, victory is assured. — Victor Davis Hanson
Whenever man begins to doubt himself, he does something so stupid that he is reassured. — Stanislaw Jerzy Lec
I try not to worry about what that's going to look like. If you worry about looking stupid, that's when you look really stupid. — Rob Schneider
I went on television and I wouldn't say a word; I feel so stupid when I watch them again. — Charlotte Gainsbourg
You find yourself in the world, without any power, immovable as a rock, stupid, so to speak, as a log of wood. — Nicolas Malebranche
Most Oscar parties are pretty silly. They're really for people who like to schmooze. — Daryl Hannah
They're paying me an outrageous sum of money; $40,000 a week, which is totally silly. — Cass Elliot
I think it's like everything else; one shouldn't dig too deeply. It's silly to say that with a journalist, but sometimes there is not a… — Alan Price
It's marvellous to be popular, but foolish to think it will last. — Dusty Springfield
The demands of the present must stand above the political habits of the past. — Matt Blunt

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