Stupid Quotes

4236 Stupid quotes by 2389 unique authors

Everyone has a right to be stupid, but Comrade McDonald abuses the privilege. — Leon Trotsky
I like my zombies slow and I like my zombies stupid. — Seth Grahame-Smith
All chess masters have on occasion played a magnificent game and then lost it by a stupid mistake, perhaps in time pressure and it may… — Bent Larsen
One should guard against believing the great masses to be more stupid than they actually are. — Adolf Hitler
Girls are trained to say, ‘I wrote this, but it’s probably really stupid.’ Well, no, you wouldn’t write a novel if you thought it was… — Lena Dunham
I wonder if in part why so many people are angry at Microsoft is not just because their products frustrate them so much, but also… — Unknown Author
The ant is a collectively intelligent and individually stupid animal; man is the opposite. — Karl von Frisch
People are more used to seeing men who are masters at an instrument than women. When people say, 'Oh, she plays like a dude,' it's… — Esperanza Spalding
I'm not a very serious person. You know how they say that clowns are very funny in public and are really sad at home? I'm… — Roland Joffe
You must acquire the trick of ignoring those who do not like you. In my experience, those who do not like you fall into two… — Unknown Author
I do ride a bicycle occasionally, but not those stupid stationary ones you see in gyms. I do have one of those, I must confess,… — Christine McVie
But you are right, being stupid is not illegal. Otherwise half this town would be behind bars. — Jennifer Echols
Giving others the freedom to be stupid is one of the most important and hardest steps to take in spiritual progress. Conveniently the opportunity to… — Thaddeus Golas
A boy is a long time before he knows his alphabet, longer before he has learned to spell, and perhaps several years before he can… — Monty Roberts
I thought about how stupid it is, that all of us are born destined to desire somebody else, though desire brings with it such disappointment… — Sonya Hartnett
Genies rarely have nightmares, for the same reason that elephants don't usually worry about being trampled underfoot. With the possible exception of bottles, there's nothing… — Tom Holt
It is slightly chilling to realize there are rational, functional people up there employed to spot, nurture, and exploit those down here among us who… — Jon Ronson
If you're going to succeed, you've got to be like one of those punch-drunk fighters in the old Warner Bros. boxing pictures: too stupid to… — Frank Darabont
The boys that lose our directioners are so stupid, they will never find such beautiful girls in the whole entire world. — Niall Horan
I hate it when girls act stupid ’cause they think it’s cute. Intelligence is sexy. — Niall Horan
Three blokes go into a pub. One of them is a little bit stupid, and the whole scene unfolds with a tedious inevitability. — Bill Bailey
Make no mistake: Satan’s specialty is psychological warfare. If he can turn us on God (“It’s not fair!”), or turn us on others (“It’s their… — Beth Moore
Inherited hatred (i.e. hatred your parents schooled you in) is not only stupid, it is destructive - why make your only driving force hate? Seems… — Lemmy Kilmister
I was blonde most of my life and I had to dye my hair for a role. I couldn’t believe the difference when I went… — Amy Adams
Unlike the weak, the strong neither give up nor are driven by pain into rash or stupid behavior. They don't like pain any more than… — William Glasser

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