Stupid Quotes

4236 Stupid quotes by 2389 unique authors

You can't look stupid if you're having fun. — Amy Poehler
I can be stupid in my lyrics or say whatever I want without having to worry about anybody else's feeling or anybody being embarrassed by… — Justin Hayward
Be talented enough to make it and stupid enough to keep trying. — David Alan Grier
My definition of stupid is wasting your opportunity to be yourself because I think everybody has a uniqueness and everybody's good at something. — Unknown Author
You will be stupid. You will worry your parents. You will question your own choices, your relationships, your jobs, your friends, where you live, what… — Ira Glass
Audiences may be stupid, but they are never wrong. — Nicholas Meyer
I don't mind people thinking I'm stupid, but I don't want to give them any proof. — Bum Phillips
In math, you could get 100 percent. It was very fair. That's what I liked about math. You could figure it out, and the teacher… — Norm MacDonald
The reason producers make stupid movies is because there are stupid people who will pay to see them. — Jessica Zafra
Yeah, we don't consider many stupid things. I mean, we get rid of 'em fast...Just getting rid of the nonsense -- just figuring out that… — Warren Buffett
The idea of caring is that someone is making money faster [than you are] is one of the deadly sins. Envy is a really stupid… — Charlie Munger
Humans are stupid. I'm ashamed to be human. — Kurt Cobain
The great man is not so great as folks think, and the dull man is not quite so stupid as he seems. The difference in… — Elbert Hubbard
A good leader is always looking for people smarter and more experienced than they are. If you are the smartest one in the room, then… — Robert Kiyosaki
We obey people we don't trust, to buy things we don't need, to impress people we don't like, using money we don't have, for gratifications… — Philip Wollen
Forgiving others is easier when I remember that I'm human and stupid, too. — Justina Chen
When I was younger I knew I could do anything - I could be the president if I wanted to, but that was a stupid… — Kurt Cobain
As soon as he ceased to be mad he became merely stupid. There are maladies we must not seek to cure because they alone protect… — Marcel Proust
Laziness in doing stupid things can be a great virtue. — James Hilton
You need to get up in the morning and say, 'Boy, I'm going to - in my own stupid way - save the world today.' — Carol Bellamy
Rick Steiner is so stupid, it takes him an hour and a half to watch 60 Minutes. — Jim Cornette
Today we have big, crude instruments guided by intelligent surgeons, and we have little, stupid molecules of drugs that get dumped into the body, diffuse… — K. Eric Drexler
There are so many stupid things that steal that purpose from us. The stupid things that you believe a lie that we ‘re not as… — Lacey Mosley
No scoundrel is so stupid as to not find a reason for his vile conduct. — Shakti Gawain
I'm not stupid. I can tell what's what. — Nick Diaz

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