Stupid Quotes

4236 Stupid quotes by 2389 unique authors

To struggle when hope is banished! To live when life's salt is gone! To dwell in a dream that's vanished! To endure, and go calmly… — Joanna Baillie
I guess I kinda lost control, because in the middle of the play I ran up and lit the evil puppet villain on fire. No,… — Jack Handey
At first I thought, if I were Superman, a perfect secret identity would be "Clark Kent, Dentist," because you could save money on tooth X-rays.… — Jack Handey
I think my new thing will be to try to be a real happy guy. I'll just walk around being real happy until some jerk… — Jack Handey
If you want to be the popular one at a party, here's a good thing to do: Go up to some people who are talking… — Jack Handey
Life is too short to worry about stupid things. Pray. Trust God. Enjoy life. Don't let the little things get you down. — Nicky Gumbel
This is an extremely foolish and stupid and idiotic kind of attitude - to expect theatres to make money. Do the public schools make money?… — Unknown Author
Almost everywhere, climate change denial now looks as stupid and as unacceptable as Holocaust denial. — George Monbiot
We cannot tell some people what it is believe, partly because they are too stupid to understand, partly because we are too proudly vague to… — Robert Frost
It is possible to live only as long as life intoxicates us; once we are sober we cannot help seeing that it is all a… — Leo Tolstoy
You're an idiot. You've screwed up every play we ever ran. You're too stupid to even remember the plays. We ought to get rid of… — Michael Jordan
Ladies and Gentlemen, if you have a friend who says he does not believe in conspiracy, look him straight in the eye and tell them… — Unknown Author
The Very Big Stupid is a thing which breeds by eating The Future. Have you seen it? It sometimes disguises itself as a good-looking quarterly… — Frank Zappa
...wisdom is in large part the knowledge of how to avoid doing dumb things, and thus grows globally as a function of the published inventory… — Tim Bray
Men are stupid. That much I know for sure. They say stupid things. They do stupid things. They hurt you for stupid reasons. But we… — Zig Ziglar
They asked me what year it was, what month it was, etc. I easily answered these stupid questions. — Bobby Fischer
Don't do anything stupd. And don't waste money. Let everybody else waste money and do stupid things; then we'll buy them. — Jamie Dimon
It had already occurred to him that books were stuff, and that life was stupid. — George Eliot
If a man does not work at necessary and good things, then he will work at unnecessary and stupid things — Leo Tolstoy
Listen! Say less rather than more. If you want to be smart, play stupid! — Helena Rubinstein
Setbacks, on the other hand, just make us feel weak and stupid: I should have conquered this by now. I happened on a question not… — Beth Moore
I learned more from the first stupid woman who fell in love with me than ever my brains taught me. — George Bernard Shaw
Creativity requires the willingness to look stupid. — John C. Maxwell
People this stupid shouldn't be allowed to live. — Jason Alexander
The stupidity of a stupid man is mercifully intimate and reticient, while the stupidity of an intellectual is cried from the rooftops. — Peter Ustinov

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