Stupid Quotes

4236 Stupid quotes by 2389 unique authors

To always trust my instincts, to always believe I have something to offer — no matter how meaningless or stupid it may be — and… — Chelsea Handler
You are TSTL. I beg your pardon. Too stupid to live. — Susan Wiggs
I was stuck in traffic one day and just kinda thought it would be funny to masturbate. It was sunny and clear out, so I… — Zach Braff
Turning water to wine? I mean c'mon, that's stupid. They should have let me write the bible. — Zach Braff
I may be plucky, but I am not stupid. — Pierre Salinger
Man, you're no smarter than me. You're just a fancier kind of stupid. — Spider Robinson
I haven't ever had any ambition in my life. I just drift from day to day with a stupid grin on my face. — Ian Gillan
I still have access to enough money to live on in order to avoid bankruptcy for at least a few years as long as I… — Patrick Stump
I start to feel like I can't maintain the facade any longer, that I may just start to show through. And I wish I knew… — Elizabeth Wurtzel
Definitely. More and more I understand that it's very fine not to know where you come from. There is line in a song by Georges… — Amelie Nothomb
I can do whatever I want. They will tell me if what I am doing is stupid or a total waste of time. I may… — Bill Budge
He sees such a desperate rapaciousness prevail; such a disregard to equity, such contempt of order, such stupid blindness to future consequences, as must immediately… — David Hume
These symbolize (Proverbs 30:14) the greedy and usurers whose teeth are swords and knifes which they use to devour the poor and steal their megger… — Anthony of Padua
To be just without being mad (and the madder you get the madder you get), to be peaceful without being stupid, to be interested without… — Ken Kesey
Do I grow cleverer with age, or does the world grow more stupid? — Theodore Dalrymple
It's the stupid details that my heart is breaking for. — Elvis Costello
In claiming that prohibition, not the drugs themselves, is the problem, Nadelmann and many others - even policemen - have said that "the war on… — Theodore Dalrymple
Let not a man do what his sense of right bids him not to do, nor desire what it forbids him to desire. This is… — Mencius
All that hullabaloo about somebody's net worth is just stupid, and it's made my life a lot more complex and difficult, — Sam Walton
As you get older, you don't really have any excuse to be stupid anymore, to be in the dark. — Deryck Whibley
You are what you do. If you do boring, stupid monotonous work, chances are you'll end up boring, stupid and monotonous. Work is a much… — Bob Black
Am I emotional? Yes, my first born was murdered. Am I angry? Yes, he was killed for lies and for a PNAC [Project for the… — Cindy Sheehan
I am sorry, but if you believe the newest death of OBL, you're stupid. Just think to yourself-they paraded Saddam's dead sons around to prove… — Cindy Sheehan
Yet the stupid believe they are awake, busily and brightly assuming they understand things, calling this man ruler, that one herdsman – how dense! Confucius… — Zhuangzi
Sorry to have to be so blunt, but the country is in mortal danger from our present government and our liberty is already near dead… — Hal Turner

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