Stupid Quotes

4236 Stupid quotes by 2389 unique authors

We have hearing aids in order to fix our ears. We have lasik surgery in order to fix our eyes. People ... you can't fix… — Ron White
It’s good to be here. I’m just trying to go through life without looking stupid. It’s not working out too well. — Brian Regan
I'm not stupid. I know everybody thinks I am. I just don't like answering their questions. — Louis Sachar
INXS never had that groupie thing. No, no we really never did. Not in a sexual way - well, alright, then, maybe years ago. I've… — Michael Hutchence
The notion that the careless sinner is the smart fellow and the serious-minded Christian, though well-intentioned, is a stupid dolt altogether out of touch with… — Aiden Wilson Tozer
Michael Moore simultaneously represents everything I detest in a human being and everything I feel obligated to defend in an American. Quite simply, it is… — Dennis Miller
You can make fun with Saddam Hussein jokes ... but you can't make fun of, say, the concentration camps. I think my target was not… — Tom Lehrer
Automobiles are free of egotism, passion, prejudice and stupid ideas about where to have dinner. They are, literally, selfless. A world designed for automobiles instead… — P.J. O'Rourke
You think I'm stupid. Stay out of my way. You think I'm stupid. — Chester Bennington
Ignorance is not stupidity, but it might as well be. And I do not like feeling stupid. — Lois McMaster Bujold
Mohammed knew that most people are terribly cowardly and stupid. That is why he promised two beautiful women to every courageous warrior who dies in… — Heinrich Himmler
Stupid is a condition. Ignorance is a choice. — Wiley Miller
With a little time, and a little more insight, we begin to see both ourselves and our enemies in humbler profiles. We are not really… — Lewis B. Smedes
And stupid. Brave and Stupid." Ravus smiled, but then his smile sagged. "But nothing can stop you from being terrible once you've learned how. — Holly Black
The law is the collective organization of the individual's right to lawful defense of his life, liberty and property. When it is used for anything… — Frederic Bastiat
What egotism, what stupid vanity, to suppose that a thing could not happen because you could not conceive it! — Unknown Author
Man with all his shrewdness is as stupid about understanding by himself the mysteries of God, as an ass is incapable of understanding musical harmony. — John Calvin
There was a survey done a few years ago that affected me greatly. it was discovered that intelligent people either estimate their intelligence accurately or… — Harvey Pekar
How dare we, all these stupid evangelists walking around telling men after they've made some little prayer that they need to write their name in… — Paul Washer
I think movies are getting dumber, actually. Where it used to be 50/50, now it`s 3% good, 97% stupid. — Ridley Scott
People, like large groups of people are stupid. Individuals are smart and can deal with things and can make things last and work, but when… — Brandon Boyd
One should not as a rule reveal one's secrets, since one does not know if and when one may need them again. The essential English… — Joseph Goebbels
Larry the Cable Guy has everything: sleeveless shirts, stupid catchphrases. He's Mr. T without the acting chops. — Lisa Lampanelli
A particularly fine head on a man usually means that he is stupid; particularly deep philosophers are usually shallow thinkers; in literature, talents not much… — Robert Musil
The wise and good are outnumbered a thousand to one by the brutal and stupid. — Douglas Preston

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