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4236 Stupid quotes by 2389 unique authors

The first rule of improv is 'Never say no.' Use it when co-writing. To co-write, you need to be willing to be vulnerable with each… — Chuck Cannon
Women are more balanced than men. Where the most brilliant minds have so far have mostly belonged to men, no women has ever been as… — John Smith
God’s anointing is not based on your performance, but if you don’t open the Word, you’re stupid, because that’s where the words of life are. — Andrew Wommack
My father has said a hundred times, and I have paid attention, that it's stupid to let money be the reason you don't do something. — Gabrielle Hamilton
The last 10 to 20 years you’d think that it has been all about VCs making money, because that’s all we hear about. But really… — Dave McClure
Sandy: Boy, you must really think I'm stupid or something. Jeff: Ahh, no one would call you stupid, to your face. — Teri Garr
God gave the savior to the German people. We have faith, deep and unshakeable faith, that he [Hitler] was sent to us by God to… — Hermann Goring
It is a just retribution for improper sexual misconduct — Mother Teresa
Just like what Nazi Germany did to the Jews, so liberal America is now doing to the evangelical Christians. It's no different. It is the… — Pat Robertson
Better a pink bottom than a black soul. — Lester Roloff
The public school system is damned. Let me tell you how radical I am. Christian students should be in Christian schools. If you have to… — Jerry Falwell
It's very healthy for a young girl to be deterred from promiscuity by fear of contracting a painful, incurable disease, or cervical cancer, or sterility,… — Phyllis Schlafly
The only way we can determine the true age of the earth is for God to tell us what it is. And since He has… — Henry M. Morris
I try and be as stupid as possible regarding my profession, which means I try to look at as few design magazines as possible. — Ettore Sottsass
No man who knows aught, can be so stupid to deny that all men naturally were born free. — John Milton
If it takes a bloodbath, let's get it over with. — Ronald Reagan
Everybody knows that I have tougher ethics rules than any other previous President. — William J. Clinton
More seldom than not, the movies gives us exquisite sex and wholesome violence, that underscores our values. Every two child did. I will. — George W. Bush
The next time you see one of those squirrels go near my putting green, take a gun and shoot it — Dwight D. Eisenhower
A zebra can not change it's spots. — Al Gore
One of my hardest parts of my job is to console the family members who have lost their life. — George W. Bush
The most pernicious of absurdities is that weak, blind, stupid faith is better than the constant practice of every human virtue. — Walter Savage Landor
Precisely because we do not communicate by singing, a song can be out of place but not out of character; it is just as credible… — Wystan Hugh Auden
Computers are stupid. — Pablo Picasso
"Let's say we discover the gene that says the kid's gonna be gay. How many parents, if they knew before the kid was gonna be… — Rush Limbaugh

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