Stupid Quotes

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The nicer the point, the more -- the better I feel, the more excited I get. But I never play that my opponent looks stupid.… — Roger Federer
Thats the hard part about sport: as men we havent started to be in our prime, but as athletes we are old people. I needed… — Boris Becker
Sometimes it seemsas though only intelligent people are stupid enough to fall in love & only stupid people are intelligent enough to let themselves be… — Elizabeth Bishop
You can be sincere and still be stupid. — Fyodor Dostoevsky
Let the unskilled jobs that take absolutely no knowledge whatsoever to do — let stupid and unskilled Mexicans do that work. — Rush Limbaugh
I'm not saying my fans are stupid, but I once left a cabbage onstage next to a harmonica and nobody noticed for three hours — Thom Yorke
Maybe I'm not the gloaming witches smart, but at least I'm not our stupid liffey hamburger mongrels — Thom Yorke
Nonsense! It is said that the West had a global policy in regard to Islam. That is stupid. There isn't a global Islam. — Zbigniew Brzezinski
I was smart enough to use pot without getting caught, and now I'm on the Supreme Court. If you were stupid enough to get caught,… — Clarence Thomas
I'd go stupid collecting and counting my money. — Thelonious Monk
It's neurotic fat women who hate me--they're stupid — Kate Moss
I just want to hear the true voices of women self-expressing - smart ones, stupid ones, ugly ones, beautiful ones, good ones, bad ones, fat… — Liz Phair
I'm like everyone else in this stupid, bloody, amazing world. I'm flawed. Impossibly so. But hopeful. I'm still me. — Libba Bray
I never thought to ever ask for money. I was so stupid. — Anna Nicole Smith
It seems stupid to have discovered America only to make it into a copy of another country. — Edith Wharton
My dreams are a stupid refuge, like an umbrella against a thunderbolt. — Fernando Pessoa
I may be loaded. I may be drunk. But I ain't stupid. — Phil Anselmo
Unhappiness does make people look stupid. — Anatole France
I tell people I'm too stupid to know what's impossible. I have ridiculously large dreams, and half the time they come true. — Debi Thomas
Curiosity is one of the lowest of the human faculties. You will have noticed in daily life that when people are inquisitive they nearly always… — E. M. Forster
[On President Bush's plan to get to Mars in 10 years] Stupid. Robots would do a better job and be much cheaper because you don't… — Stephen Hawking
Whenever I did anything wrong, stupid or hard-hearted, and I have done many things that were all three, my mother always said "it is because… — John Ruskin
Our gays are more macho than their straights. — Ann Coulter
[America has to import so many workers because] for the last 35 years we have aborted more than a million people who would have been… — Mike Huckabee
Juarez is reported to be the most dangerous city in America. — Rick Perry

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