Stupid Quotes

4236 Stupid quotes by 2389 unique authors

Short of baseball and my family, it was gaming. And gaming is a $20-million to $200-million multi-year effort. It's an insane, stupid and utterly irresponsible… — Curt Schilling
You know, baseball's not stupid. Baseball does what the fans want, usually. — Pete Rose
Life does not require us to be consistent, cruel, patient, helpful, angry, rational, thoughtless, loving, rash, open-minded, neurotic, careful, rigid, tolerant, wasteful, rich, downtrodden, gentle,… — Richard Bach
This is what you should do: love the earth and sun and the animals, despise riches, give alms to everyone that asks, stand up for… — Walt Whitman
Think of a field of daisies: they bloom, they wither, and in the spring they grow again. Who wants to see the same stupid daisy… — Rudy Rucker
In a letter from Bath to her sister, Cassandra, one senses her frustration at her sheltered existence, Tuesday, 12 May 1801. Another stupid party .… — Jane Austen
To the intelligent man or woman, life appears infinitely mysterious. But the stupid have an answer for every question. — Edward Abbey
A plongeur is a slave, and a wasted slave, doing stupid and largely unnecessary work. He is kept at work, ultimately, because of a vague… — George Orwell
I decided I was a very stupid fool not to at least paint as I wanted to. — Georgia O'Keeffe
Stupid cupid keeps on calling me, but I see nothing in his eyes. I miss my babe — George Michael
I used to think that I was stupid, and then I met philosophers. — Terry Pratchett
Stupid men are often capable of things the clever would not dare to contemplate... — Terry Pratchett
Never mind that the story had turned out to be lies and foolishness—there was always folks stupid enough to say, Where there's smoke there's fire,… — Orson Scott Card
I watch a lot of hockey. There are some good hockey players and there are some awfully stupid hockey players. — Ted Lindsay
I mean people just have a way of - y'know they'll review your record in two sentences and put you in this little stupid box… — Elliott Smith
I can remember being eight years old and having infinite possibilities. But life ends up being so much less that we thought it would be… — Adam Duritz
Possibly drastic and Spartan methods may be forced upon American society if it continues complacently to encourage the chance and chaotic breeding that has resulted… — Margaret Sanger
The melancholy thing about the world is that it is full of stupid people; and the world is run for the benefit of the stupid… — V.S. Naipaul
Stupidity is much the same all the world over. A stupid person's notions and feelings may confidently be inferred from those which prevail in the… — John Stuart Mill
Good movies make you care, make you believe in possibilities again. If somewhere in the Hollywood-entertainment world someone has managed to break through with something… — Pauline Kael
Private property has made us so stupid and one-sided that an object is only ours when we have it — Karl Marx
I wasn't always smart, I was actually very stupid in school [T]here was a boy who was very attractive who was even stupider than I… — Michel Foucault
Because they're stupid, that's why. That's why everybody does everything. — Homer
Boy, everyone is stupid except me. — Homer
If you're gonna get mad at me every time I do something stupid, then I guess I'll just have to stop doing stupid things. — Homer

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