Stupid Quotes

4236 Stupid quotes by 2389 unique authors

You can always follow me on Tweeter. — Rick Perry
From time to time there are going to be things that occur that are acts of God that cannot be prevented. — Rick Perry
I will tell you that I had a mother last night come up to me here in Tampa, Florida, after the debate. She told me… — Michele Bachmann
I feel the best way to ensure Americans' freedom is to tighten restrictions on that freedom in any way possible. Only through wiretaps, illegal searches… — John Ashcroft
Michele Bachmann... I'm not going to say it. I'm not going to say it.... Tutti-frutti. I know I'm going to get in trouble! — Herman Cain
I saw the young man over there with eggs Benedict, with hollandaise sauce. And I was going to suggest to you that you serve your… — Mitt Romney
If you've seen one city slum, you've seen them all. — Spiro T. Agnew
We need a leader, not a reader. — Herman Cain
How do you say 'delicious' in Cuban? — Herman Cain
Only stupid questions create wealth. — Gary Hamel
Every day I hear stupid people say things that are not stupid. — Michel de Montaigne
It takes a wonderful brain and exquisite senses to produce a few stupid ideas. — George Santayana
My theory is that there is a finite amount of intelligence in a family, and you're supposed to gradually transfer it to your children over… — Dave Barry
A lot of beautiful people are stupid. There are a tremendous number of idiots who look so good. It's frightening. — Dean Cain
If anyone knew where they were, I'd send the ISDBB (Incredibly Stupid and Dumb Beyond Belief) award to the two guys who tried to break… — Erma Bombeck
Every virtue inclines to stupidity, every stupidity to virtue; "stupid to the point of sanctity," they say in Russia, - let us be careful lest… — Friedrich Nietzsche
Eisenhower's career demonstrated how it is possible to fool all the people all the time...'I may be stupid,' he once said at a press conference,… — Gore Vidal
We have not been scuffling in this waste-howling wildness for the right to be stupid. — Toni Cade Bambara
I'm before him on my knees, and he kisses me He assumes I lose my reason and I do. Men are stupid, men are vain,… — Stephen Sondheim
I am so stupid that I cannot understand philosophy; the antithesis of this is that philosophy is so clever that it cannot comprehend my stupidity.… — Soren Kierkegaard
One cannot guess how a word functions. One has to look at its use and learn from that. But the difficulty is to remove the… — Ludwig Wittgenstein
Facts are stupid until brought into connection with some general law. — Louis Agassiz
What men need is as much knowledge as they can organize for action; give them more and it may become injurious. Some men are heavy… — Thomas Huxley
Blows are sarcasms turned stupid. — George Eliot
Dissimulation is innate in woman, and almost as much a quality of the stupid as of the clever. — Arthur Schopenhauer

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