Stupid Quotes

4236 Stupid quotes by 2389 unique authors

Worry is evidence of an ill-controlled brain; it is merely a stupid waste of time in unpleasantness. If men and women practiced mental calisthenics as… — Arnold Bennett
Plays round the head, but comes not to the heart. One self-approving hour whole years outweighs Of stupid starers and of loud huzzas; And more… — Alexander Pope
There is no opinion so stupid that it can't be expressed by some philosopher. — Marcus Tullius Cicero
Always and inevitably everyone underestimates the number of stupid individuals in circulation. — Carlo M. Cipolla
Man is stupid, phenomenally stupid. — Fyodor Dostoevsky
Nobody is exempt from saying stupid things, the harm is to do it presumptuously. — Michel de Montaigne
The key to running a good marathon is to not listen to anyone's advice the last week before the race. That's when people tend to… — Don Kardong
I made the decision to keep putting one foot in front of the other, and looking back that was a really stupid decision — Gordy Ainsleigh
Another stupid party . . . with six people to look on, and talk nonsense to each other. — Jane Austen
Since I'm the judge, it's a very stupid thing to irritate me! — Judy Sheindlin
I have been stupid and regret making a silly mistake experimenting with drugs. — Richard Bacon
You look at a guy who's being brave. He's afraid, or he wouldn't be brave. If he isn't afraid, he's stupid. — Joe Torre
Corrupt, stupid grasping functionaries will make at least as big a muddle of socialism as stupid, selfish and acquisitive employers can make of capitalism. — Walter Lippmann
Worship power-you will feel weak and afraid, and you will need ever ore power over others to keep the fear at bay. Worship your intellect,… — David Foster Wallace
I do think the story in Halloween 5 is a bit stupid, and there's a lot more blood. They're obviously going to take the Halloween… — Donald Pleasence
There is usually only a limited amount of damage that can be done by dull or stupid people. For creating a truly monumental disaster, you… — Thomas Sowell
English Law: where there are two alternatives: one intelligent, one stupid; one attractive, one vulgar; one noble, one ape-like; one serious and sincere, one undignified… — Cyril Connolly
An Honest politician will not be tolerated by a democracy unless he is very stupid ... because only a very stupid man can honestly share… — Bertrand Russell
I think that marijuana makes you stupid but sensual. I've watched many of my friends and loved ones become more erotic and dumber - just… — Timothy Leary
Life is very full of sex, or should be. As much as I admire Tolkien - and I do, he was a giant of fantasy… — George R. R. Martin
Atheism has become a major threat to the church. New Atheists tend to be articulate and belligerent. They are aggressively engaging in "atheist evangelism," determined… — Dave Hunt
Unix was not designed to stop you from doing stupid things, because that would also stop you from doing clever things. — Douglas Gwyn
You can get good science out of stupid questions. If someone says the world is flat, maybe in proving them wrong you can calculate the… — Gavin Schmidt
The being we call god is merely a pawn working for a powerful and rational force in some far-off galaxy. This force is trying to… — Unknown Author
A goodly number of scientists are not only narrow-minded and dull, but also just stupid. — James D. Watson

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