Stupid Quotes

4236 Stupid quotes by 2389 unique authors

I did all the stupid things you'd expect from a 21-year-old kid with money. — Curt Schilling
Till people find themselves greatly abused and oppressed by their governors, they are not apt to complain; and whenever they do, in fact, find themselves… — Jonathan Mayhew
It would be stupid tameness, and unaccountable folly, for whole nations to suffer one unreasonable, ambitious and cruel man, to wanton and riot in their… — Jonathan Mayhew
Let the presence of God INVADE you today. It's all about Him...don't get distracted by the stupid things of the enemy. Remember, God wins! :) — Kari Jobe
Power operates only destructively, bent always on forcing every manifestation of life into the straitjacket of its laws. Its intellectual form of expression is dead… — Rudolf Rocker
My gran always said I was half clever, half stupid, and half crazy. — Charlie Higson
The modern world’s tech-giddy control and facilitation makes us stupid. Awareness atrophies. Dumb gets dumber. Lists are everywhere – the five things you need to know about so-and-so;… — Roger Cohen
Many of the religious apologists out there are not stupid people, they are often brilliant. People working in the field of theology and philosophy smart… — PZ Myers
If you never venture outside the box, you will probably not be creative. But if you never get inside the box, you will certainly be… — Christopher Peterson
Forget about tennis, I was scared to open my mouth. I didnt even feel worthy of saying something and not sounding stupid. — Jennifer Capriati
It as if you took a lot of very good food and some dog excrement and blended it all up so that you can't possibly… — Douglas Hofstadter
I talked about becoming stupid, but I've always been stupid. Fortunately I've been just smart enough to realize that I'm stupid. — Larry Wall
WHAT is America but beauty queens, millionaires, stupid records and Hollywood? — Adolf Hitler
Envy is the most stupid of vices, for there is no single advantage to be gained from it. — Honore de Balzac
But when my grandmother saw me plucking [my eyebrows] she said: 'Don't. You will regret it. One day you will wake up with no eyebrows… — Natalia Vodianova
That cotton trade was almost the deal breaker for me. It was at that point that I said, “Mr. Stupid, why risk everything on one… — Paul Tudor Jones
I wanted to be like an actor or a comedian for a little while, because I was always wanting to make people laugh, and being… — Gemma Ward
Why is our (US) government the only one in the civilized world with a stupid, short-term energy policy? Why do our elected officials consider a… — Donella Meadows
You see, I'm a mighty proud gal and I can't for the life of me, find any valid reason why anyone should lie about their… — Fredi Washington
Mary Joe Fernandez rarely has a bad loss. She never tries for stupid shots. — Tracy Austin
Don't you stupid Aussies get it? Australia is doomed! Nothing, and nobody, can help you. You have sinned willfully after you have received knowledge of… — Fred Phelps
Music is an attitude. It's a sensation to the average person, to the human being. And keep it simple, stupid. That's always been my theory. — Dick Dale
Whenever encountering a troublesome person, do not identify him as being cruel or stupid or rude or anything else like that. Instead, see him as… — Vernon Howard
I had no confidence at school. I was not a good student and I really thought I was pretty stupid. Just dumb. — Tommy Hilfiger
Philosophers have a long tradition of marrying stupid women, from Socrates on. They think it clever. — Simon Gray

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