Stupid Quotes

4236 Stupid quotes by 2389 unique authors

If $85 million is not enough to take care of my family and other generations of my family, then you’re stupid. — Unknown Author
As long as we are flippant and stupid and shallow and think that we know ourselves, we shall never give ourselves over to Jesus Christ;… — Oswald Chambers
Do every stupid thing that makes you feel alive. — John Darnielle
Americans don't like to waste time on stupid things, for example, on the torturous process of coming up with names for their towns. And really,… — Ilya Ilf
I have several close friends who have run marathons, a word that is actually derived from two Swahili words: mara, which means 'to die a… — Celia Rivenbark
Everybody does stupid things in life. Some of us more than others. You think you're going to get away with it. Or one or both… — Claire Cook
Joy is the response of a lover receiving what he loves. This is the joy we feel when skiing powder… This overflowing gratitude is what… — Dolores LaChapelle
Whenever you have a photo shoot or something like that, it’s like-you just feel dumb. It’s just so stupid. — Johnny Depp
Critical words to a child are as painful and damaging as being physically hit. They are verbal slaps in the face. Usually, critical words are… — Beverly Engel
You've got to be smart enough to write and stupid enough to not think about all the things that might go wrong. — Sara Gilbert
No matter what you do, no matter how stupid, dumb or damaging you judge it to be, there is a lesson to be learned from… — Peter McWilliams
I had refused to pay any attention to the moral laws upon which all our vitality and sanity depend: and so now I was reduced… — Thomas Merton
The only way Congress can get one dollar to spend is to take that one dollar from Americans, borrow that one dollar from Americans, or… — Walter E. Williams
In the United States I have always believed that there was a big difference between Conservative and stupid. Boy is it getting harder to prove… — Rick Mercer
Memento mori-remember death! These are important words. If we kept in mind that we will soon inevitably die, our lives would be completely different. If… — Leo Tolstoy
The strength of the computer lies in its being a logic machine. It does precisely what it is programed to do. This makes it fast… — Peter Drucker
I don't like the word 'superstar'. It has ridiculous implications. These words - star, stupor, superstar, stupid star - they're misleading. It's a myth. — Barbra Streisand
Do you think I'd be stupid enough to go running with someone I was foolin' with? — William J. Clinton
Sitting here now today, I can forgive a lot of the English people because it only takes a hand full of bad people to do… — Marvin Hagler
It would be a foolish high representative who worked that way. — Paddy Ashdown
Since that first showing of Foolish Wives I have seemed to walk through vast crowds of people, their white American faces turned towards me in… — Erich von Stroheim
We were young, we were foolish, we were arrogant, but we were right. — Daniel Ellsberg
The entire universe is working against me. I can't believe the entire universe could be that foolish! — Craig Reucassel
This is our mercury, our lunary, but whosoever thinks of any other water besides this, is ignorant and foolish, never attaining to the desired effects. — George Ripley
I'm sort of in for a penny, in for a pound with Star Trek, It's my life at this point. To deny it would just… — Jonathan Frakes

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