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Straight Quotes by Phyllis Diller
- Keep at least one window pane clean to check the weather. Once when I didn't do this I sent the kids off with umbrellas for…
- I've tried Buddhism, Scientology, Numerology, Transcendental Meditation, Qabbala, t'ai chi, feng shui and Deepak Chopra but I find straight gin works best.
- A smile is a curve that sets everything straight.
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