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- Some girl asked me for an autograph and I asked her why, she said because she admires me. I said she should… — Nikki Sixx
- If I lived in the Wild West days, instead of carrying a six-gun in my holster, I'd carry a soldering iron. That… — Jack Handey
- I put a What Would Jesus Do bracelet on my Jewish friend's wrist and it burned his skin. He threw it on… — Daniel Tosh
- I came home in the afternoon to sleep, and there was this e-mail from Comedy Central saying they were interested in having… — Lev Yilmaz
- I guess telling stories is an art. I never looked at it that way. I just started talking, and everyone started laughing.… — Art Donovan
- Sam screamed the fun scream, and there it was. Downtown lights on buildings and everything that makes you wonder. Sam sat down… — Stephen Chbosky
- A vet! I started laughing weakly and had to sit on the edge of the tub. A vet. Wait till they found… — James Patterson
- Patrick started driving really fast, and just before we got to the tunnel. Sam stood up, and the wind turned her dress… — Stephen Chbosky
- I need dating advice. Fast.” Ash arched a single brow at that. “I’m useless. I’ve never been on one.” The three human… — Sherrilyn Kenyon
- In high school, I was doing a skit for forensics and people started laughing, more than I was prepared to deal with.… — Kristen Schaal
- Your gonna have fun staying with us. He paused with something more to say, but didn't seem like he knew how to.… — Unknown Author
- Went pretend ice skating on ice in a parking lot and my friend Chelsea fell on ice and I started laughing then… — Unknown Author