Started Laughing Quotes

19 quotes by 15 authors

Some girl asked me for an autograph and I asked her why, she said because she admires me. I said she should see a shrink.… — Nikki Sixx
If I lived in the Wild West days, instead of carrying a six-gun in my holster, I'd carry a soldering iron. That was if some… — Jack Handey
I put a What Would Jesus Do bracelet on my Jewish friend's wrist and it burned his skin. He threw it on the ground, it… — Daniel Tosh
I came home in the afternoon to sleep, and there was this e-mail from Comedy Central saying they were interested in having me be part… — Lev Yilmaz
I guess telling stories is an art. I never looked at it that way. I just started talking, and everyone started laughing. So I kept… — Art Donovan
Sam screamed the fun scream, and there it was. Downtown lights on buildings and everything that makes you wonder. Sam sat down and started laughing.… — Stephen Chbosky
A vet! I started laughing weakly and had to sit on the edge of the tub. A vet. Wait till they found out how appropriate… — James Patterson
Patrick started driving really fast, and just before we got to the tunnel. Sam stood up, and the wind turned her dress into ocean waves.… — Stephen Chbosky
I need dating advice. Fast.â€ Ash arched a single brow at that. â€œIâ€™m useless. Iâ€™ve never been on one.â€ The three human men turned to… — Sherrilyn Kenyon
In high school, I was doing a skit for forensics and people started laughing, more than I was prepared to deal with. It was a… — Kristen Schaal
Your gonna have fun staying with us. He paused with something more to say, but didn't seem like he knew how to. But there are… — Jade
Went pretend ice skating on ice in a parking lot and my friend Chelsea fell on ice and I started laughing then I walked onto… — Shay
Can you tell the guys I'm sorry.. Yes ma'am sure can, would you like a escort? Yes. He stuck out his arm for me and… — Jade
I walked over and sat next to him. Jade.. What was that last night? He raised his eyebrows in a flirtatious way. I didn't think… — Jade
Ok so I was in church and we were talking and she asked us what we would do if something I can't remember but anyway… — Cassandra Crosby
It, because its nunfier, lol) PahRayZe yo faTHah in HeaVeNah, or youRah gaRouNdedah! her hands were waving in the air and her eyes were closed… — Gustavo
There was one thing where David Cross was doing a scene and he was showing me his cutoff shorts and he throws them at my… — Michael Cera
That funny moment when you don't understand why everybody's laughing, and you just started laughing too. — Blaze Olamiday

Who Wrote These Started Laughing Quotes

15 authors contributed a total of 19 Started Laughing Quotes as follows: