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Staff Quotes by Jay Leno
- President Bush said global warming is happening much quicker than he thought, and then his staff pulled him aside and said 'It's just springtime.'
- Hillary Clinton's opponent in the U.S. Senate race, the Republican she's going to be running against, has been married three times, had an affair with…
- A dead body was discovered this week on the grounds of a country estate owned by Queen Elizabeth. The queen said today she hopes this…
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- One of the things that I did before I ran for president is I was a professional speaker. Not a motivational speaker… — Herman Cain
- The reason why you know more funny dudes than funny chicks is that dudes are funnier than chicks. If my daughter has… — Adam Carolla
- I got to be White House chief of staff, ten years of congressman, secretary of defense, vice-president. If you're a political junkie… — Dick Cheney
- She is incredibly fit, but we remind staff that she's not just the monarch, but our mother. — Prince Andrew
- To place any dependence upon militia, is, assuredly, resting upon a broken staff. — George Washington
- When a man is to travel into a far country...one staff in his hand may comfortably support him, but a bundle of… — Richard Sibbes
- Setting customer expectations at a level that is aligned with consistently deliverable levels of customer service requires that your whole staff, from… — Richard Branson
- Train your staff (if you have any) to be always helpful, courteous, and knowledgeable. Most importantly, give every member of your staff… — Susan Ward
- Answer your phone. Get call forwarding. Or an answering service. Hire staff if you need to. But make sure that someone is… — Susan Ward
- You need a lot of leaders, but a hockey team needs a voice, not only in the community, but more importantly between… — Joe Sakic
- It is important to me that everybody who has been hurt know that the sorrow I feel is genuine: First and most… — William J. Clinton