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I found out that I'm a pretty bad father. I make a lot of mistakes and I don't know what I'm doing.…
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When my kids were younger, I used to avoid them. I used to sit on the toilet 'til my legs fell asleep.…
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Fathers have skills that they never use at home. You run a landscaping business and you can't dress and feed a four-year-old?…
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People say there's delays on flights. Delays, really? New York to California in five hours, that used to take 30 years, a…
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People come back from flights and tell you a story like it's a horror story. That's how bad they make it sound.…
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Spend time with your kids and have your own ideas about what they need. It won't take away your manhood; it will…
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...Then I got divorced and everything changed, and I became a father in a whole new way and found a whole new…
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When you're a father in a marriage, you sort of become the mother's assistant. And you sort of get a list from…
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One thing I learned from drinking is that if you ever go Christmas caroling, you should go with a group of people.…
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How do women still go out guys, when you consider that there is no greater threat to women than men? We're the…
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There's a reason it's called 'girls gone wild' and not 'women gone wild'. When girls go wild, they show their tits. When…
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You know what, it's not your life, it's life. Life is bigger than you, if you can imagine that. Life isn't something…
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Someday, one of your friends is gonna get divorced, it's gonna happen, and they're gonna tell you. Don't go, 'ohhhh I'm sorry.'…
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I know this sounds weird, but getting hurt was one of the best things that ever happened to me. It really gave…
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When you're looking for a band name, I know it sounds weird, but everything you look at, everything you observe and read,…
— Dave Haywood
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I know it sounds weird, but my definition of 'sexy' has changed as I've gotten older. And being smart and informed makes…
— Sarah Shahi
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I know that sounds weird, but it's hard to be scared or even angry at a guy in Spider-Man pajamas,"- Greg
— Lynsay Sands
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That sounds weird: "kill yourself." It makes it sound like you tried to murder someone, only that someone is you.
— Michael Thomas Ford
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I didn’t look back, but I knew you were still watching. It probably sounds weird, but I could just feel it. The…
— Lucy Christopher
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I know it sounds weird, but how bad, how hard can dying be?
— Cher
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Writing for me is quite a plastic form, a kind of mental sculpture, although that sounds weird. It acquires its character and…
— Kate Atkinson
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I love couple watching:) It sounds weird, but I love observing cute relationships between people. Ones that are filled with love, and…
— Rachel Copeland
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I know it sounds weird, but I just have a thing for giraffes. I got to wondering if you could own a…
— Kellie Pickler
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When your so used to someone calling you babe, it sounds weird when they call you by your real name.
— Nishan Panwar
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