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Small Quotes by Dave Barry
- I now realize that the small hills you see on ski slopes are formed around the bodies of forty-seven-year-olds who tried to learn snowboarding.
- ... Once you're safely in the mall, you should tie your children to you with ropes so the other shoppers won't try to buy them.…
- Spiders so large they appear to be wearing the pelts of small mammals.
More Small Quotes
- Small cheer and great welcome makes a merry feast. — William Shakespeare
- I hope to make movies that are so small they don't need to make anything to be profitable. — J. J. Abrams
- Great issues develop from small beginnings. — Norman Vincent Peale
- Lynn, you are honestly amazing. I have something to look forward to after school everyday. And that's too message you. Our conversations… — Jasmine Laura
- Prayer in the sense of petition, asking for things, is a small part of it; confession and penitence are its threshold, adoration… — C.S. Lewis
- It had not seemed to matter that Rose was only eight years old. "More than eight," said Rose. "Nearly nine." "Darling Rose,… — Hilary McKay
- It suddenly struck me that that tiny pea, pretty and blue, was the Earth. I put up my thumb and shut one… — Neil Armstrong
- As a species, we've somehow survived large and small ice ages, genetic bottlenecks, plagues, world wars and all manner of natural disasters,… — Diane Ackerman