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Side Quotes by Jack Handey
- People think it would be fun to be a bird because you could fly. But they forget the negative side, which is the preening.
- Sometimes when I feel like killing someone, I do a little trick to calm myself down. I'll go over to the persons house and ring…
- I'm not afraid of insects taking over the world, and you know why? It would take about a billion ants just to AIM a gun…
- If I was a cowboy in a lynch mob, I think I'd try to stay near the back. That way, if somebody shamed us into…
- Sometimes I wish Marta were more loyal to me. Like the other day. The car parked next to ours had a real dirty windshield; so…
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