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Shows Quotes by George Carlin
- When you're born you get a ticket to the freak show. When you're born in America, you get a front row seat.
- Soft rock music isn't rock, and it ain't music. It's just soft. Reminds me of something my third-grade teacher said to us. She said, "You…
- In Hawaii they say, "aloha." That's a nice one, It means both "hello" and "good-bye" Which just goes to show, if you spend enough time…
- I hope no one asks me to show them the ropes; I have no idea where they are. Maybe I could pull some strings and…
- When you're born in this world you're given a ticket to the Freak Show. And when you're born in America, you're given a front row…
- You show me a tropical fruit and I'll show you a cocksucker from Guatemala.
- I was a hip kid. When I saw Bambi it was the midnight show.
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