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• I was court-martialled in my absence, and sentenced to death in my absence, so I said they could shoot me in my… — Brendan Behan
• I've always been a daydreamer, and sometimes in lessons my mind would drift and I'd imagine that on the way home a… — Malala Yousafzai
• I had someone at the Houston police station shoot me with heroin so I could do a story about it. The experience… — Dan Rather
• If I ever end up being the kind of person who has one kid and seven bedrooms. Do me a favor and… — John Green
• To sit here at the same table with my hero, George W. Bush...I feel like I'm dreaming. Somebody pinch me. You now… — Stephen Colbert
• I've never really thought about competing with cartoons. If it ever gets to that point, then just shoot me. — Lucy Liu
• I would tell him that shoot me but first listen to me. And I would tell him that education is my right… — Malala Yousafzai
• I had to go see the Glee concert with my daughter - oh my God, shoot me. — Melissa Etheridge
• God, just shoot me the day I start making music you can just put on in the car and have a conversation… — Jack Antonoff
• If you're asking for a date, forget it. 'Cause I make it a point not to go out with women who shoot… — Dante Alighieri
• And anyway, it's only movies. to stop me I think they'll ahve to shoot me in the head. — Ridley Scott
• I found myself in the middle of a race riot when I was about 14 years old, and I found someone pointing… — Tracy Chapman

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