Shoot Me Quotes

65 quotes by 54 authors

I was court-martialled in my absence, and sentenced to death in my absence, so I said they could shoot me in my absence. — Brendan Behan
I've always been a daydreamer, and sometimes in lessons my mind would drift and I'd imagine that on the way home a terrorist might jump… — Malala Yousafzai
I had someone at the Houston police station shoot me with heroin so I could do a story about it. The experience was a special… — Dan Rather
If I ever end up being the kind of person who has one kid and seven bedrooms. Do me a favor and shoot me. — John Green
To sit here at the same table with my hero, George W. Bush...I feel like I'm dreaming. Somebody pinch me. You now what, I'm a… — Stephen Colbert
I've never really thought about competing with cartoons. If it ever gets to that point, then just shoot me. — Lucy Liu
I would tell him that shoot me but first listen to me. And I would tell him that education is my right and education is… — Malala Yousafzai
I had to go see the Glee concert with my daughter - oh my God, shoot me. — Melissa Etheridge
God, just shoot me the day I start making music you can just put on in the car and have a conversation over it. — Jack Antonoff
If you're asking for a date, forget it. 'Cause I make it a point not to go out with women who shoot me in the… — Dante Alighieri
And anyway, it's only movies. to stop me I think they'll ahve to shoot me in the head. — Ridley Scott
I found myself in the middle of a race riot when I was about 14 years old, and I found someone pointing a gun at… — Tracy Chapman
If I end up hosting 'Joker's Wild,' please shoot me. — Anderson Cooper
If people say harsh words to me though, I don't care. It's a risk to my life. The Taliban don't want us to be working,… — Malina Suliman
I listen to him [Chief Keef] the most. I like his older mixtapes a little better though, because old Chief Keef scared me - I… — Danny Brown
You may shoot me with your words, you may cut me with your eyes, you may kill me with your hatefulness, but still, like air,… — Maya Angelou
How much evil throughout history could have been avoided had people exercised their moral acuity with convictional courage and said to the powers that be,… — Joel Salatin
Surely being in love doesn't cause you to lose your sense of good taste. If I ever buy a gown with sequins on it, someone… — Laurell K. Hamilton
You just put that sword away, sir, please," said the voice of Lance-Constable Vimes. "You will not shoot me, you young idiot. That would be… — Terry Pratchett
Are you going to shoot me?' Vengeous sneered. 'I wouldn't be surprised. What would a thing like you know about honor? Only a heathen would… — Derek Landy

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