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Second Quotes by Jack Handey
- There are many stages to a man's life. In the first stage, he is young and eager, like a beaver. In the second stage, he…
- If you ever feel like you're on the verge of a nervous breakdown, just follow these simple rules: First, calm down; second, come over and…
- Basically, there are three ways the skunk and I are a lot alike. The first is, we both like to spread our "stink" around. The…
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- Two things scare me. The first is getting hurt. But that's not nearly as scary as the second, which is losing. — Lance Armstrong
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- Software is like entropy. It is difficult to grasp, weighs nothing, and obeys the second law of thermodynamics; i.e. it always increases. — Norman Ralph Augustine