"If you ever feel like you're on the……" — Jack Handey

If you ever feel like you're on the verge of a nervous… - Jack Handey
"If you ever feel like you're on the verge of a nervous breakdown, just follow these simple rules: First, calm down; second, come over and wash my car; third, shine all my shoes. There, isn't that better?"

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