Follow These Simple Quotes

3 quotes by 3 authors

• If you ever feel like you're on the verge of a nervous breakdown, just follow these simple rules: First, calm down; second, come over and… — Jack Handey
• I firmly believe that if you follow these simple rules then you'll have a wonderfully romantic life. They're all so important when it comes to… — F. Burton Howard
• Do you want a long term relationship? Follow these simple rules: *Stay Faithful *Don't lie — Samira Ferreira

Who Wrote These Follow These Simple Quotes

3 authors contributed a total of 3 Follow These Simple Quotes as follows:

• 1 Follow These Simple Quote by Jack Handey
• 1 Follow These Simple Quote by F. Burton Howard
• 1 Follow These Simple Quote by Samira Ferreira