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Says Quotes by Joan Rivers
- A study says owning a dog makes you 10 years younger. My first thought was to rescue two more, but I don't want to go…
- Anyone that says looks don't count is lying. Of course they do. Even babies go to the attractive face. It's the way humans work.
- Anyone that says looks don't count is lying.
- Because I'm the only performer who comes out and says I've had plastic surgery, I've become the plastic surgery poster girl, which is hilarious, because…
- Lying about having work done is such a put-down to women. It says to the average woman: 'I'm beautifully naturally and you're not.'
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