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Say Quotes by Jay Leno
- Ashcroft went on to say that our way of life is being threatened by a group of radical religious fanatics who are armed and dangerous.…
- You know what they say when a supermodel gets pregnant? Now she's eating for one.
- According to a recent survey, men say the first thing they notice about women is their eyes. And women say the first thing they notice…
- Worried about an IRS audit? Avoid what's called a red flag. That's something the IRS always looks for. For example, say you have some money…
- Climate experts say we should tell villagers in developing countries to reduce the amount of cooking smoke they generate to help fix global warming. You…
- They say if the warming trend continues, by 2015 Hillary Clinton might actually thaw out.
- Researchers at Harvard say that taking a power nap for an hour in the afternoon can totally refresh you. They say that by the time…
- According to a new survey, 90% of men say their lover is also their best friend. Which is really kind of disturbing when you consider…
- Chris Christie won by such a wide margin that pundits say this will give him the impetus he needs to run for president. And he's…
- The IRS says it's been getting death threats since the health care bill passed because the IRS is going to be the ones in charge…
- The games haven't even started yet and already there are people complaining about the horrible accommodations at the Sochi Olympic village. Toilets don't flush. The…
- They say that most airline seats on planes today are meant for 170-pound passengers. The last time the average American weighed 170 pounds, the Wright…
- Neural scientists at M.I.T. say they can plant false memories in your brain. No, that is not new. Politicians have been doing that for years.…
- Scientists say they have developed a car that can run on water. The only catch is, the water has to come from the Gulf of…
- Major league baseball has asked its players to stop tossing baseballs into the stands during games, because they say fans fight over them and they…
- Nineteen percent of doctors say that they'd be able to give their patients a lethal injection. But they also went on to say that the…
- They always say the Miss America Pageant isn`t a beauty contest, it`s really a scholarship program. If that`s the case, why don`t we just put…
- Experts say that if we go to war with Iraq, oil could reach as much as $80 a barrel. Of course, after the war it…
- Massachusetts became the first state to marry gay couples, though lawmakers say allowing gay couples to get married raises a lot of questions. You know,…
More Say Quotes
- With a goose-quill and a few sheets of paper, I mock myself of the universe. They say I am the son of… — Pietro Aretino
- Quickly, bring me a beaker of wine, so that I may wet my mind and say something clever. — Aristophanes
- I will undoubtedly have to seek what is happily known as gainful employment, which I am glad to say does not describe… — Dean Acheson
- Live never to be ashamed if anything you say or do is published around the world, even if what is said is… — Richard Bach
- I would definitely say the Oakland Raiders are the punk rock band of football. — Billie Joe Armstrong
- Compassion is not a popular virtue. Very often when I talk to religious people, and mention how important it is that compassion… — Karen Armstrong
- My mom was such a strong character. I don't want to say she was like a man, but she was tough. — Lance Armstrong
- I can honestly say - and it's a big surprise to me - that I have never had a dream about being… — Neil Armstrong
- I grew up in a working-class family, so I guess you could say I write from what I know. — Andrea Arnold
- I try to live my life where I end up at a point where I have no regrets. So I try to… — Darren Aronofsky
- Writing comes more easily if you have something to say. — Sholem Asch
- We must have a theme, a goal, a purpose in our lives. If you don't know where you're aiming, you don't have… — Mary Kay Ash