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Royalty Quotes by Stephen Colbert
- A native American group has filed a class-action lawsuit against the government for mismanagement of oil, gas, grazing, timber and other royalties since 1887. They're…
- When meeting royalty, it is very important, no matter how excited you are, not to vomit on them. Instead, vomit on the nearest commoner.
More Royalty Quotes
- We treat our people like royalty. If you honor and serve the people who work for you, they will honor and serve… — Mary Kay Ash
- A family on the throne is an interesting idea. It brings down the pride of sovereignty to the level of petty life. — Walter Bagehot
- When Religion and Royalty are swept away, the people will attack the great, and after the great, they will fall upon the… — Honore de Balzac
- A throne is only a bench covered with velvet. — Napoleon Bonaparte
- Your part can be the king, but unless people are treating you like royalty, you ain't no king, man. — Jeff Bridges
- I've always believed in writing without a collaborator, because where two people are writing the same book, each believes he gets all… — Agatha Christie
- I always tell people, it took me 10 minutes and 35 years in the business. I get tired of playing it ["Lullaby… — George Shearing
- Every time Paul and Gene use my makeup, they have to pay me a royalty check. I think they changed the makeup… — Ace Frehley
- The moment you understand that there is an essence of purity in you, you will realize reality. The moment you realize reality… — Harbhajan Singh Yogi
- No God and no religion can survive ridicule. No political church, no nobility, no royalty or other fraud, can face ridicule in… — Mark Twain
- The honor we receive from those that fear us, is not honor; those respects are paid to royalty and not to me. — Michel de Montaigne
- I'm an ice queen, I'm the Sun King, I'm an alien fleeing from District 9 and I'm a dominatrix. So I reckon… — Anna Wintour