"When meeting royalty, it is very important, no……" — Stephen Colbert
"When meeting royalty, it is very important, no matter how excited you are, not to vomit on them. Instead, vomit on the nearest commoner."
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321 Quotes by Stephen Colbert
Stephen Colbert has 321 quotes on this site.
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Look, PETA! If God hadn't wanted us to eat animals, he wouldn't have made them so darn tasty!
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Even the weather page is in a state of moral decay. What?s wrong with red, white and blue, USA Today?…
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Make no mistake - they're coming for our guns. And we freedom-loving gun lovers are totally defenseless! Other than, you…
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Nothing reassures parents more than surrounding their kids with the kind of guys who have a lot of weapons and…
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Yes, Dr. King is pro-gun just as surely as Jesus would be pro-nails.
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If it's called the USA Today, why is all the news from yesterday?
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I welcome opposing viewpoints, but I should warn you that you'll be facing off against the 2nd-place finisher at the…
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Al Gore has a hit movie called 'An Inconvenient Truth.' I have an inconvenient truth for him: you're still not…
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First, [in high school], I smoked a lot of pot...and that's how I got to know the people 'half in'…
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If Jesus doesn't have a sense of humor, I am in huge trouble.
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I must confess that I've never trusted the Web. I've always seen it as a coward's tool. Where does it…
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Young girls are obsessed with having a thigh gap. I blame the impossible body standards set by Spongebob.
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More Commoner Quotes
This quote is filed under Commoner Quotes,
one of 23 quotes in that category. Here are a few more:
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Murder is commoner among cooks than among members of any other profession.
— Wystan Hugh Auden
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A virtue to be serviceable must, like gold, be alloyed with some commoner, but more durable alloy.
— Samuel Butler
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People talk about the horrors of war, but what weapon has a man invented that even approaches in cruelty some…
— George Orwell
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Bravely you jog along with the rope of class distinction drawing closer, close, tighter, tighter around you... I see it…
— Miles Franklin
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Until philosophers are kings, or the kings and princes of this world have the spirit and power of philosophy, and…
— Plato
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There is nothing like oratory, it is a skill that can turn a commoner into a king.
— Winston Churchill
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The first principle of my own philosophy is that wisdom is meant for anyone who wishes to reach for it.…
— L. Ron Hubbard
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I'm just some commoner trying to work in acting.
— Sheridan Smith
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The most fortunate of men, Be he a king or commoner, is he Whose welfare is assured in his own…
— Johann Wolfgang von Goethe
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It will be said that the joy of mental adventure must be rare, that there are few who can appreciate…
— Bertrand Russell
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Everyone calls himself a friend, but only a fool relies on it; nothing is commoner than the name, nothing rarer…
— Jean de La Fontaine
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The true Southern watermelon is a boon apart, and not to be mentioned with commoner things. It is chief of…
— Mark Twain
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