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Romney Quotes by Andy Borowitz
- Let's not let a few dumb things Mitt Romney said in private overshadow the many idiotic things he's said in public.
- As we go from Abraham Lincoln to Theodore Roosevelt to Mitt Romney, I now understand why the Republicans don't believe in evolution.
- Ann Romney: 'The hardest part of being a stay at home mom was deciding which of our homes to stay at.'
More Romney Quotes
- I say I'm the only serious comedian in the presidential race. And I'd like to take this opportunity to ask both Romney… — Roseanne Barr
- Maybe 23 cents doesn't sound like a lot to someone with a Swiss bank account, Cayman Island Investments and an IRA worth… — Lilly Ledbetter
- The irony is that we've seen this model work really well in Massachusetts because Gov. Romney did a good thing, working with… — Barack Obama
- Scientists say over the next hundred years, the coast of California will sink almost five feet. So the presidential candidates need to… — Craig Ferguson
- The way we do it is $2.50 for every cut, we ask for $1 of additional revenue, paid for, as I indicated… — Barack Obama
- Both Mitt Romney and Newt Gingrich supported the Wall Street bailout. — Michele Bachmann
- Mitt Romney understands the private sector, he understands how profit is created, and he isn't embarrassed by it. — Michele Bachmann
- In choosing Paul Ryan, Mitt Romney made a fantastic choice and a bold statement to the American people. — Bob Beauprez