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Romney Quotes by David Letterman
- Mitt Romney and his family have a big two-day weekend plan. They're going to hike to the top of his money.
- Last month Mitt Romney raised $76 million. He found it in an old sport-coat pocket.
- Hey, guess who's gay? The Green Lantern from the comic books. Today Mitt Romney knocked him down and shaved his head.
- Over the weekend Mitt Romney went body surfing. He has not body surfed since the '90s when he starred on 'Baywatch.'
- Mitt Romney was a guest on 'The Tonight Show' on NBC. It's interesting — you have an empty suit trying to please everyone, and then…
- They're saying now that Rick Santorum is gaining momentum because he's not Romney. And Mitt Romney was furious. He replied, 'Well, I can do that.
- Mitt Romney said he's not concerned about the very poor. What he means is people making less than a million.
- I'm having trouble warming up to Mitt Romney. He looks like the guy in the restaurant that comes to your table to make sure everything's…
- Mitt Romney said that he liked to fire people. Well, there's a pretty good message to send to Middle America. When Rick Perry heard that,…
- Mitt Romney looks like a guy modeling briefs on a package of underwear ... He looks like a guy who goes to the restroom when…
- Mitt Romney has asked Todd Akin to step down. That's too bad. Todd Akin was the guy to lead the Republican Party into the 16th…
- Mitt Romney is doing what he can. He's trying very hard. He wants to unite America, the rich with the wealthy, the poor with the…
- Mitt Romney looks like an American President in a Canadian movie.
More Romney Quotes
- Both Mitt Romney and Newt Gingrich supported the Wall Street bailout. — Michele Bachmann
- Mitt Romney understands the private sector, he understands how profit is created, and he isn't embarrassed by it. — Michele Bachmann
- I say I'm the only serious comedian in the presidential race. And I'd like to take this opportunity to ask both Romney… — Roseanne Barr
- In choosing Paul Ryan, Mitt Romney made a fantastic choice and a bold statement to the American people. — Bob Beauprez
- Romney-Ryan is likely the best matched 'team' that has been on a national ticket in a very long time. — Bob Beauprez
- I was one of the hardest-hitting conservatives on George W. Bush. Republicans didn't like me on George W. Bush. Republicans still don't… — Glenn Beck
- Every Republican's voted for it. Look at what they value and look at their budget and what they're proposing. Romney wants to… — Joe Biden
- Over the objections, where they sound like squealing pigs, over the objections of Romney and all his allies, we passed some of… — Joe Biden
- And frankly, I don't understand - I mean, I'm obviously a card-carrying Democrat - but I can't understand why any woman would… — Madeleine Albright
- My presence in the social media and on the Internet is much bigger than many of the other candidates, including Mitt Romney.… — Herman Cain
- I learned that the problems that we have are not solved by blaming somebody else, and that our hope is not in… — Kirk Cameron
- I think Gingrich has embarrassed the party over time. Whether he'll do it again in the future, I don't know. But Gov.… — Chris Christie