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Romney Quotes by Bill Maher
- Mitt Romney we think is going run again. He says he has no plans to run, but he said if he did run, this time…
- A new biography came out that says that in high school Obama was a huge pothead … Mitt Romney had to respond to this and…
- Mitt Romney comes from a Mormon background. I don't know how many wives he has. I'm not saying that I believe in that, I'm just…
- Why did Mitt Romney strap his dog to the roof of his car? Could it be because his station wagon was full of wives?
- Mitt Romney, who is on record saying that he would not waste money going after bin Laden, and on record saying he would not violate…
- Newt Gingrich was campaigning at a zoo this week and he was bitten by a penguin. Newt Gingrich is always campaigning at zoos. Mitt Romney…
- We learned this week that Mitt Romney is building a car elevator in his house. An elevator for your cars. I get the feeling this…
- That Mitt Romney, he is a master campaigner. This week he was introducing his wife, and he said, 'She is the heavyweight champion of my…
- Romney, Gingrich, Santorum spent their week lecturing America about the morality of birth control. You know, you guys don't need birth control, you are birth…
- Halloween is a day when we all get to fool people into thinking we're someone else. Or as Mitt Romney calls it, campaigning.
More Romney Quotes
- I say I'm the only serious comedian in the presidential race. And I'd like to take this opportunity to ask both Romney… — Roseanne Barr
- In choosing Paul Ryan, Mitt Romney made a fantastic choice and a bold statement to the American people. — Bob Beauprez
- Romney-Ryan is likely the best matched 'team' that has been on a national ticket in a very long time. — Bob Beauprez
- Well, let me tell you, after three years of Obama, we are hopeless and changeless, and we need Mitt Romney to bring… — Chris Christie
- Maybe 23 cents doesn't sound like a lot to someone with a Swiss bank account, Cayman Island Investments and an IRA worth… — Lilly Ledbetter
- The irony is that we've seen this model work really well in Massachusetts because Gov. Romney did a good thing, working with… — Barack Obama
- Scientists say over the next hundred years, the coast of California will sink almost five feet. So the presidential candidates need to… — Craig Ferguson
- Let me tell you the story about Massachusetts under Governor Romney. It did fall to 47th out of 50 in jobs creation.… — Stephanie Cutter