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Weather forecast for tonight: dark.
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The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live.
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Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?
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Just cause you got the monkey off your back doesn't mean the circus has left town.
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Some people see things that are and ask, Why? Some people dream of things that never were and ask, Why not? Some…
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The very existence of flame-throwers proves that some time, somewhere, someone said to themselves, You know, I want to set those people…
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Frisbeetarianism is the belief that when you die, your soul goes up on the roof and gets stuck.
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Don't sweat the petty things and don't pet the sweaty things.
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Inside every cynical person, there is a disappointed idealist.
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I went to a bookstore and asked the saleswoman, 'Where's the self-help section?' She said if she told me, it would defeat…
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I was thinking about how people seem to read the Bible a whole lot more as they get older; then it dawned…
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The reason I talk to myself is that I'm the only one whose answers I accept.
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I don't live a very posh life. There are no drivers waiting or people doing everything for me. I pretty much live…
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Never neglect the little things. Never skimp on that extra effort, that additional few minutes, that soft word of praise or thanks,…
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After I started to understand the spiritual dimension of life, I understood the responsibilities you have as a husband, a father, a…
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The most unfair thing about life is the way it ends. I mean, life is tough. It takes up a lot of…
— George Carlin
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When you put the interest of a kid on money instead of heart then you're destroying the beauty of our lives and…
— Alexis Arguello
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Life becomes more complicated when you grow up...You knew a lot, so you think too much...You have bigger problems because of bigger…
— Yumi Lee
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Whatever responsibilities you put behind you, will be waiting for you down the road.
— Rev Run
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If your taking care of your responsibilities, you have stability and your a good mom then who am I to tell you,…
— Naishalova
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In my next life I want to live my life backwards. You start out dead and get that out of the way.…
— Thegr81
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If you work hard and meet your responsibilities; you can get ahead, no matter where you come from, what you look like,…
— Barack Obama
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