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George Carlin has 565 quotes on this site. A few more worth reading:
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Weather forecast for tonight: dark.
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The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live.
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Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?
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Just cause you got the monkey off your back doesn't mean the circus has left town.
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Some people see things that are and ask, Why? Some people dream of things that never were and ask, Why not? Some…
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The very existence of flame-throwers proves that some time, somewhere, someone said to themselves, You know, I want to set those people…
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Frisbeetarianism is the belief that when you die, your soul goes up on the roof and gets stuck.
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Don't sweat the petty things and don't pet the sweaty things.
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Inside every cynical person, there is a disappointed idealist.
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I went to a bookstore and asked the saleswoman, 'Where's the self-help section?' She said if she told me, it would defeat…
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I was thinking about how people seem to read the Bible a whole lot more as they get older; then it dawned…
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The reason I talk to myself is that I'm the only one whose answers I accept.
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Equality means more than passing laws. The struggle is really won in the hearts and minds of the community, where it really…
— Barbara Gittings
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Now at last I have come to see what life is, Nothing is ever ended, everything only begun, And the brave victories…
— Sara Teasdale
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There was one time I wrestled two boys and I beat them both! They weighed a lot less than I did and…
— Jaimie Alexander
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Brother killing brother, father slaying son. From the looks of this old graveyard, hell nobody really won.
— Darryl Worley
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Love cannot triumph unless it becomes the one passion of our life. Without such passion we may produce isolated acts of love;…
— Peter Julian Eymard
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Struggle is a never ending process. Freedom is never really won, you earn it and win it in every generation.
— Coretta Scott King
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You take 5 white guys and you take 5 black guys and put em together for a week and what you won't…
— George Carlin
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Even when I took first prize, topped the class, won the race, I never really won anything. I was merely avoiding the…
— Portia de Rossi
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There is no fury like that against one who, we fear, may succeed in making us disloyal to beliefs we hold with…
— Learned Hand
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I think there can be some disagreement as to whether Kerry really won Wisconsin or not.
— Scott McCallum
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