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Real Quotes by George Carlin
- The other night I ate at a real nice family restaurant. Every table had an argument going.
- People think life is real complicated. Actually, there's nothing to it. Once you leave out all the bullshit they teach you in school, life gets…
- There's a reason education sucks, and it's the same reason it will never ever ever be fixed. It's never going to get any better. Don't…
- Can placebos cause side effects? If so, are the side effects real?
- I don't know how you feel, but I'm pretty sick of church people. You know what they ought to do with churches? Tax them. If…
- The real reason that we can’t have the Ten Commandments in a courthouse: You cannot post “Thou shalt not steal,” “Thou shalt not commit adultery,”…
- I do this real moron thing, and it's called thinking. And apparently I'm not a very good American because I like to form my own…
- The violence of the Left is symbolic, the injuries are not intended. The violence of the Right is real - directed at people, designed to…
- I am a personal optimist but a skeptic about all else. What may sound to some like anger is really nothing more than sympathetic contempt.…
- I have this real moron thing I do? It's called thinking.
- I do this real moron thing, it's called thinking, and I'm not a very good Amercian because I like to form my own opionions.
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