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Quite Quotes by George Carlin
- The Golden Gate Bridge should have a long bungee cord for people who aren't quite ready to commit suicide but want to get in a…
- I've begun worshipping the sun for a number of reasons. First of all, unlike some other gods I could mention, I can see the sun.…
- Here's a phrase that apparently the airlines simply made up: near miss. They say that if 2 planes almost collide, it's a near miss. Bullshit,…
- I don't have hobbies; hobbies cost money. Interests are quite free.
- The wisest man I ever knew taught me something I never forgot. And although I never forgot it, I never quite memorized it either. So…
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