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Politicians Quotes by George Carlin
- These days many politicians are demanding change. Just like homeless people.
- There's a reason education sucks, and it's the same reason it will never ever ever be fixed. It's never going to get any better. Don't…
- Politicians are put there to give you the idea that you have freedom of choice. You don't.
- All the media and the politicians ever talk about is things that separate us, things that make us different from one another
- The real reason that we can’t have the Ten Commandments in a courthouse: You cannot post “Thou shalt not steal,” “Thou shalt not commit adultery,”…
- The things they don't tell you in schools these days, geez. Have a look at your owners. The politicians are put there to give you…
More Politicians Quotes
- Under every stone lurks a politician. — Aristophanes
- Politicians also have no leisure, because they are always aiming at something beyond political life itself, power and glory, or happiness. — Aristotle
- Three groups spend other people's money: children, thieves, politicians. All three need supervision. — Dick Armey
- A group of politicians deciding to dump a President because his morals are bad is like the Mafia getting together to bump… — Russell Baker
- November is Hip-Hop History Month, where we give celebration to what hip hop has done to bring together people of the world,… — Afrika Bambaataa
- The trouble with this country is that there are too many politicians who believe, with a conviction based on experience, that you… — Franklin P. Adams
- The real truth is, I just want to keep the voice of dissent alive in all of our elections. I don't really… — Roseanne Barr
- More and more political analysts and weak-kneed politicians are advising the historically pro-life Republican Party to abandon its pro-life stance for political… — Gary Bauer
- The House of Lords is the British Outer Mongolia for retired politicians. — Tony Benn
- Whether we and our politicians know it or not, Nature is party to all our deals and decisions, and she has more… — Wendell Berry
- It's always the small people who change things. It's never the politicians or the big guys. I mean, who pulled down the… — Luc Besson
- I don't need politicians doing a 24-hour prayer with Oral Roberts to get our country back on track. — Lewis Black