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Plastic Quotes by Joan Rivers
- Money can't buy you happiness but it can pay for the plastic surgery.
- A woman went to a plastic surgeon and asked him to make her like Bo Derek. He gave her a lobotomy.
- I've had so much plastic surgery, when I die they will donate my body to Tupperware.
- I wish I had a twin, so I could know what I'd look like without plastic surgery.
- The only way I can get a man to touch me at this age is plastic surgery.
- Because I'm the only performer who comes out and says I've had plastic surgery, I've become the plastic surgery poster girl, which is hilarious, because…
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