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Look, PETA! If God hadn't wanted us to eat animals, he wouldn't have made them so darn tasty!
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Even the weather page is in a state of moral decay. What?s wrong with red, white and blue, USA Today? This rainbow…
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Make no mistake - they're coming for our guns. And we freedom-loving gun lovers are totally defenseless! Other than, you know, the…
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Nothing reassures parents more than surrounding their kids with the kind of guys who have a lot of weapons and nothing to…
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Yes, Dr. King is pro-gun just as surely as Jesus would be pro-nails.
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If it's called the USA Today, why is all the news from yesterday?
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I welcome opposing viewpoints, but I should warn you that you'll be facing off against the 2nd-place finisher at the 1981 Charleston…
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Al Gore has a hit movie called 'An Inconvenient Truth.' I have an inconvenient truth for him: you're still not the president.…
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First, [in high school], I smoked a lot of pot...and that's how I got to know the people 'half in' the society…
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If Jesus doesn't have a sense of humor, I am in huge trouble.
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I must confess that I've never trusted the Web. I've always seen it as a coward's tool. Where does it live? How…
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Young girls are obsessed with having a thigh gap. I blame the impossible body standards set by Spongebob.
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To sit here at the same table with my hero, George W. Bush...I feel like I'm dreaming. Somebody pinch me. You now…
— Stephen Colbert
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I remember the first time Bill Fichtner and I had a scene together. I've seen him in a few movies, from Armageddon…
— Chris Vance
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Mothers don't want to pinch me or put me in their purse.
— Paul Lynde
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I've had a couple of pinch-me moments.
— Emily VanCamp
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To be a small town kid from Hialeah, Fla., pitching in Miami and representing Team U.S.A., that says it all. It's a…
— Gio Gonzalez
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I want someone to pinch me so I can feel something, anything. I'm sick of this numbness, of feeling so alone and…
— Carol Matas
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Hey Milli, it's me, Vanilli. Whadda ya say we lip-sync to someone else's music and pretend to be really really hot and…
— Koni G
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Do you remember when I said I'd always be there. Ever since we were ten, baby. When we were out on the…
— Unknown Author
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You so know me, pinch me gently, I can hardly breathe. Forever is a long, long time. But I wouldn't mind spending…
— He Is We
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Now I realize u were the only one , it's never too late to show it , Grow old together have feelings…
— Emma
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