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• Death is the sound of distant thunder at a picnic. — Wystan Hugh Auden
• If the rain spoils our picnic, but saves a farmer's crop, who are we to say it shouldn't rain? — Tom Barrett
• Happiness: "You Bring Your Own Weather To The Picnic." — Gretchen Rubin
• If the wolf had ever come to our back door, he'd have had to bring a picnic lunch. — Bill Anderson
• The notion that somehow or another they'll (Iran) put it in a picnic basket and hand it to some terrorist group is… — Zbigniew Brzezinski
• Uh, stay fat people - That's my motto. It's no picnic! — Seth Rogen
• Never plan a picnic' Father said. 'Plan a dinner, yes, or a house, or a budget, or an appointment with the dentist,… — Elizabeth Enright
• One of my first dates with a witch was on a satanic altar, and I didn't know it. I mean, there's little… — Christine O'Donnell
• [The answer to that, warns Saddam's eldest son, is no.] If they come, ... Sept. 11, which they are crying over and… — Uday Hussein
• Some parents were nervous about how they would portray everything, ... At a picnic the moms put on for the team and… — Dick Butkus
• The pop artists did images that anybody walking down Broadway could recognize in a split second — comics, picnic tables, men’s trousers,… — Andy Warhol
• I adore war. It is like a big picnic but without the objectivelessness of a picnic. I have never been more well… — Julian Grenfell

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