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- Your modern teenager is not about to listen to advice from an old person, defined as a person who remembers when there was no Velcro.
- It is a scientific fact that your body will not absorb cholesterol if you take it from another person's plate.
- I am not the only person who uses his computer mainly for the purpose of diddling with his computer.
- What may seem depressing or even tragic to one person may seem like an absolute scream to another person, especially if he has had between…
- Have you noticed that whatever sport you're trying to learn, some earnest person is always telling you to keep your knees bent?
- If there really is a God who created the entire universe with all of its glories, and He decides to deliver a message to humanity,…
- I hate rap music, which to me sounds like a bunch of angry men shouting, possibly because the person who was supposed to provide them…
- All these people helped make this book possible. But let me make one thing clear: If there are any errors or omissions in this book,…
- Professional marriage counselors agree that the most productive and mature way to deal with marital anger is to stomp dramatically from the room. You want…
- Babies and Other Hazards of Sex: How to Make a Tiny Person in Only 9 Months, with Tools You Probably Have around the Home.
- Basically Ken is a very gentle, home-loving person. I remember when one of his stick insects had a knee infection. He stayed up all night…
- Today's beauty ideal, strictly enforced by the media, is a person with the same level of body fat as a paper clip.
- A perfect parent is a person with excellent child-rearing theories and no actual children.
- I say we scrap the current system and replace it with a system wherein you add your name to the bottom of a list, and…
- Puns are little "plays on words" that a certain breed of person loves to spring on you and then look at you in a certain…
- The central point of this final chapter is that - follow my logic carefully here - unless you die, you will continue to get older.…
- Harry is heavily into camping, and every year in the late fall, he makes us all go to Assateague, which is an island on the…
- The problem ... is that we have run out of dinosaurs to form oil with. Scientists working for the Department of Energy have tried to…
- As you get older; you've probably noticed that you tend to forget things. You'll be talking with somebody at a party, and you'll know that…
- A person who is nice to you, but rude to the waiter, is not a nice person.
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- Boxing gave me the opportunities to grow into the person that I am today. — Alexis Arguello
- You must also remember that the world has God to govern it, and He has not left it to our charity. The… — Swami Vivekananda
- We tend to become what the most important person in our life thinks we will become. Think the best, believe the best,… — John C. Maxwell
- My mother is the coolest, most amazing person I know. — J. J. Abrams
- Out of hate, if you try to love that love will just be a hidden hate; it cannot be anything else-you are… — Rajneesh
- In a world of prayer, we are all equal in the sense that each of us is a unique person, with a… — Wystan Hugh Auden
- If a person's basic state of mind is serene and calm, then it is possible for this inner peace to overwhelm a… — Dalai Lama