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George Carlin has 565 quotes on this site. A few more worth reading:
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Weather forecast for tonight: dark.
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The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live.
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Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?
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Just cause you got the monkey off your back doesn't mean the circus has left town.
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Some people see things that are and ask, Why? Some people dream of things that never were and ask, Why not? Some…
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The very existence of flame-throwers proves that some time, somewhere, someone said to themselves, You know, I want to set those people…
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Frisbeetarianism is the belief that when you die, your soul goes up on the roof and gets stuck.
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Don't sweat the petty things and don't pet the sweaty things.
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Inside every cynical person, there is a disappointed idealist.
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I went to a bookstore and asked the saleswoman, 'Where's the self-help section?' She said if she told me, it would defeat…
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I was thinking about how people seem to read the Bible a whole lot more as they get older; then it dawned…
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The reason I talk to myself is that I'm the only one whose answers I accept.
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Popular People Thank quotes from across the collection:
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Words seem so futile, so feeble. You are all such lovely, beautiful people ... thank you.
— Charlie Chaplin
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I have a suggestion that I think would help fight serious crime. Signs. There are lots of signs for minor infractions: No…
— George Carlin
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Make it a habit to tell people thank you. To express your appreciation, sincerely and without the expectation of anything in return.…
— Ralph Marston
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As you know, we're studying safe levels for arsenic in drinking water to base our decision on sound science, the scientists told…
— George W. Bush
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It's not about what people thank of you it's about what you think of yourself...the only person you gotta be true to…
— Khayla Swint
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No matter what other people thank of you, you know who you are, and don't let them tell you otherwise and ignore…
— Kailey Franklin
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Sometimes, There Are No Words To Describe How We Feel About Some Bad People... Thank God, He Gave Us A MIDDLE Finger...
— Pacifiersucker
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Sometimes There Are No Words To Describe How We Feel About Some People. Thank God, He Gave Us The Middle Finger.
— Niick
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