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Parents Quotes by Rodney Dangerfield
- When I was born ... the doctor came out to the waiting room and said to my father ... I'm very sorry. We did everything…
- When my parents got divorced, there was a custody fight over me. ... and no one showed up.
- When I was 3 years old, my parents got a dog. I was jealous of the dog, so they got rid of me.
- Once when I was lost I asked a policeman to help me find my parents. I said to him, 'Do you think we'll ever find…
- When I was a kid my parents moved a lot, but I always found them.
- I remember the time I was kidnapped and they sent a piece of my finger to my father. He said he wanted more proof.
- On Halloween, the parents sent their kids out looking like me.
- I could tell my parents hated me. My bath toys were a toaster and a radio.
- My mother had morning sickness after I was born.
- My father carries around the picture of the kid who came with his wallet.
- When I was kidnapped as a child my parents sent a letter to the hijackers me Pay 5,000 dollars or your back
- I could tell that my parents hated me. My bath toys were a toaster and a radio.
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