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Parents Quotes by Nikhil Saluja
- If you don't give kids the middle finger when their parents are not looking, we can't be friends.
- A moment of silence for all the teenagers whose parents wont let them eat in their room.
- Ladies: when your parents told you as a child don't spit honey, it's not lady like. Those same rules apply to blowjobs too.
- Some hoes only meet the parents because they gotta walk pass the living room.
- Parents spend the first parts of our lives teaching us to walk and talk and the rest of it telling us sit down and shut…
- Instead of raising awareness for bullying, how about parents just stop raising assholes?
- Sometimes you just have to sit down and ask your parents if they sold your soul.
- Well. That wasn't worth it. - Our parents
- Think about parents' nude bodies during foreplay; resultant loss of erection will prevent potential unsafe sex.
- I was a kid during the height of the Cold War. If I did something wrong, my parents just accused me of being a communist.
- If I kill your parents, you'll be a superhero in future.
- A Woman Never Say: I don't blame you for ignoring me. I know I'm sore and my parents are in the other room, but I…
- I'm shocked! The quality of porn videos these days is incredible. You can actually see the disappointment on their parents' face!
- Warning to 3-5 yrs old: Be careful about everything you say or do. You'll be hearing about it from parents, for the rest of your…
- My parents used to be happy when I took naps..... but now they think I'm lazy.
- My imaginary friend's parents think I'm not real.
- Parents shouldn't tell their kids to dream big if they're stupid. Don't give them false hope.
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