"When I was a kid my parents moved……" — Rodney Dangerfield
"When I was a kid my parents moved a lot, but I always found them."
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181 Quotes by Rodney Dangerfield
Rodney Dangerfield has 181 quotes on this site.
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I'm at the age where I want two girls. In case I fall asleep they will have someone to talk…
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What a dog I got, he found out we look alike, so he killed himself.
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I told my doctor I wonna stop aging, he gave me a gun!
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Last week I told my psychiatrist, 'I keep thinking about suicide', and he told me from now I have to…
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My wife made me join a bridge club... I jump off next Tuesday.
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I remember I was so depressed I was going to jump out a window on the tenth floor; they sent…
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I was an ugly kid; when I was born, after the doctor cut the cord, he hung himself.
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I told my kids, "Someday, you'll have kids of your own." One of them said, "So will you."
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I tell ya, I was an ugly kid. I was so ugly that my dad kept the kid's picture that…
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My boy is a mean kid. I came home the other day and saw him taping worms to the sidewalk,…
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I told my wife a man is like wine, he gets better with age. She locked me in the cellar.
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You can name your own salary in this business. I call mine Fred.
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It's a character that I always found really likable. I'm fond of Zorro because he was a popular figure who…
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The inevitable has always found me ready and hopeful.
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Even in the centuries which appear to us to be the most monstrous and foolish, the immortal appetite for beauty…
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No, I regret nothing, all I regret is having been born, dying is such a long tiresome business I always…
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Classical music and pop are two different universes, each with its own difficulties, peculiarities, depth and artistic dignity. In Italy,…
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There are people with otherwise chaotic and disorganized lives, a certain type of person that's always found a home in…
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Forensics I've always found absolutely fascinating. Anything to do with clues. And checking things out and solving.
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We have always found the Irish a bit odd. They refuse to be English.
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In the course of my life, I have often had to eat my words, and I must confess that I…
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I have always found small mammals enough like ourselves to feel that I could understand what their lives would be…
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It's quite possible to arrive in the year 2030 where people are no longer dying of poverty. We could actually…
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The hearing ear is always found close to the speaking tongue.
— Ralph Waldo Emerson
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