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George Carlin has 565 quotes on this site. A few more worth reading:
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Weather forecast for tonight: dark.
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The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live.
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Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?
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Just cause you got the monkey off your back doesn't mean the circus has left town.
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Some people see things that are and ask, Why? Some people dream of things that never were and ask, Why not? Some…
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The very existence of flame-throwers proves that some time, somewhere, someone said to themselves, You know, I want to set those people…
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Frisbeetarianism is the belief that when you die, your soul goes up on the roof and gets stuck.
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Don't sweat the petty things and don't pet the sweaty things.
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Inside every cynical person, there is a disappointed idealist.
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I went to a bookstore and asked the saleswoman, 'Where's the self-help section?' She said if she told me, it would defeat…
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I was thinking about how people seem to read the Bible a whole lot more as they get older; then it dawned…
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The reason I talk to myself is that I'm the only one whose answers I accept.
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Every artist dips his brush in his own soul, and paints his own nature into his pictures.
— Henry Ward Beecher
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I'd like to write the way Matisse paints.
— A. S. Byatt
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White... is not a mere absence of colour; it is a shining and affirmative thing, as fierce as red, as definite as…
— Gilbert K. Chesterton
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Glory to that Homer of painting, to that father of warmth and enthusiasm... he really paints men.
— Eugene Delacroix
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An artist paints, dances, draws, writes, designs, or acts at the expanding edge of consciousness. We press into the unknown rather than…
— Julia Cameron
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Consult the genius of the place, that paints as you plant, and as you work.
— Alexander Pope
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Painting is self-discovery. Every good artist paints what he is.
— Jackson Pollock
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The mind paints before the brush.
— James Ellis
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Slowly poetry becomes visual because it paints images, but it is also musical: it unites two arts into one.
— Eugenio Montale
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I never know what I'm going to put on the canvas. The canvas paints itself. I'm just the middleman.
— Peter Max
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Fear paints pictures of ghosts and hangs them in the gallery of ignorance.
— Robert Green Ingersoll
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Design and color are not distinct and separate. As one paints, one draws. The more the colors harmonize, the more the design…
— Paul Cezanne
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