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Owners Quotes by George Carlin
- The owner of a Florida massage parlor has been arrested by police. "There weren't any serious violations," said the officers, "she just rubbed us the…
- There's a reason education sucks, and it's the same reason it will never ever ever be fixed. It's never going to get any better. Don't…
- It's the old American Double Standard, ya know: Say one thing, do somethin' different. And of course this country is founded on the double standard.…
- This country was founded by a group of slave owners who told us that all men are created equal.
- The things they don't tell you in schools these days, geez. Have a look at your owners. The politicians are put there to give you…
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- In the absence of justice, what is sovereignty but organized robbery? — Saint Augustine
- It is impossible to tell where the law stops and justice begins. — Arthur Baer
- A Boss in Heaven is the best excuse for a boss on earth, therefore If God did exist, he would have to… — Mikhail Bakunin
- Money is in some respects life's fire: it is a very excellent servant, but a terrible master. — P T Barnum
- After several trillion dollars of stimulation by the Obama Administration and the Fed, one might think the economy would be chugging along… — Bob Beauprez
- I don't blame the players today for the money. I blame the owners. They started it. They wanna give it to 'em?… — Yogi Berra
- When we ask for love, we don't ask others to be fair to us-but rather to care for us, to be considerate… — Mortimer Adler
- The next few months are critical to Pakistan's future direction as a democratic state committed to promoting peace, fighting terrorism and working… — Benazir Bhutto
- For there is no defense for a man who, in the excess of his wealth, has kicked the great altar of Justice… — Aeschylus
- In Downing Street they called me 'Boss'. Civil servants would always call me 'Prime Minister'. — Tony Blair
- When strength is yoked with justice, where is a mightier pair than they? — Aeschylus
- I think that's what I love about my life. There's no maniacal master plan. It's just unfolding before me. — Cate Blanchett