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Out Quotes by Joan Rivers
- I said to my husband, 'Why don't you call out my name when we're making love?' He said, 'I don't want to wake you up.'
- I've learned to have absolutely no regrets about any jokes I've ever done You can tune me out, you can click me off, it's OK.…
- Never admit that your back goes out more than you do
- What are people going to do? Fire me? I've been fired before. Not book me? I've been out of work before. I don't care.
- My routines come out of total unhappiness. My audiences are my group therapy.
- I have a wonderful psychiatrist that I see maybe once a year, because I don't need it. It all comes out onstage.
- I get butterflies before I go out to say hello at a party.
- I'm Jewish. I don't work out. If God had wanted us to bend over, He would have put diamonds on the floor.
- I finally found out how priests get holy water. They boil the hell out of it.
- Because I'm the only performer who comes out and says I've had plastic surgery, I've become the plastic surgery poster girl, which is hilarious, because…
- If youre going to be a romantic idol and try to get every teenage girl to love you, then youd be an ass to come…
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